If I lived in the USA I would spend a lot of time in a Home Depot or Totem, in hopes that I would run into a beautiful man with a video camera who asked me if I can take him home with me.  And then I would take him home with me.  
If you are not familiar with the bath/kitchen/house/yard crashers shows on HGTV or DIY or whatever network they are on - that is exactly what happens and that is exactly what I need.  
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Let me introduce to you...the downstairs bathroom.
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| From the outside - the previous owners LOVED shiny panelling. | 
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The toilet.  I know that it looks scarier because it is so dirty, but I am not lying when I say it is so gross and I probably have not stood fully in this bathroom ever.  
 
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 The second photo was actually taken from above - not inside the bathroom.  How you ask?  Well, the downstairs bathroom only has a partial wall!  There is no need for a fan folks - the smelly air can just flow freely into the rest of the basement. 
So right now you may be wondering if there is a sink to wash your hands after making the air all smelly.
 
There is!  This time however, made out of particle board. 
So now you see why I need the assistance of those beautiful people with video cameras at home improvement stores.  Not only do they do a smashing job, they do it all for FREE!  With a trip to New Zealand in the works for next year, we cannot afford this renovation for a while!
Candace